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Wife: this one’s for OJ.

As soon as I walked in my door, my wife said, “You need to do more chores around the house.”

"I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"

"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
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Re: I think it is funny

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If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
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Try to imagine what life must have been like for oj’s mother.
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ohio jones wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
“ I want you to do more chores around the house.”
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Soloist wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am
ohio jones wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
“ I want you to do more chores around the house.”
This message was performed by the wife in the manner of the Medes and Persians and noted in the anules of historical record.
The outcome was determined and she did a load of dishes.
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Re: I think it is funny

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Soloist wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:38 am
Soloist wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am
ohio jones wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
“ I want you to do more chores around the house.”
This message was performed by the wife in the manner of the Medes and Persians and noted in the anules of historical record.
The outcome was determined and she did a load of dishes.
Wife: The one time I forgot to put wife down it had horrifying consequences
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Re: I think it is funny

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Soloist wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am
ohio jones wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
“I want you to do more chores around the house.”
OR .. “i want i to do more chores around the house.” :lol: (and, yes, i would like that.) :P
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temporal1 wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:20 am
Soloist wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am
ohio jones wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
“I want you to do more chores around the house.”
OR .. “i want i to do more chores around the house.” :lol: (and, yes, i would like that.) :P
Wife: I want temporal to come and do my chores. :mrgreen:
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Soloist wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:34 am
temporal1 wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:20 am
Soloist wrote: Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am “I want you to do more chores around the house.”
OR .. “i want i to do more chores around the house.” :lol: (and, yes, i would like that.) :P
Wife: I want temporal to come and do my chores. :mrgreen:
be careful what you wish for. :P
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