Wife: this one’s for OJ.
As soon as I walked in my door, my wife said, “You need to do more chores around the house.”
"I'm tired" I said. "Can we please change the subject?"
"Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you."
I think it is funny
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Re: I think it is funny
If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
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Re: I think it is funny
Try to imagine what life must have been like for oj’s mother.
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i’m perfectly comfortable with an older, wiser, more docile Trump.
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”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
Re: I think it is funny
“ I want you to do more chores around the house.”ohio jones wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
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Re: I think it is funny
This message was performed by the wife in the manner of the Medes and Persians and noted in the anules of historical record.Soloist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am“ I want you to do more chores around the house.”ohio jones wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
The outcome was determined and she did a load of dishes.
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Wife: The one time I forgot to put wife down it had horrifying consequencesSoloist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:38 amThis message was performed by the wife in the manner of the Medes and Persians and noted in the anules of historical record.Soloist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am“ I want you to do more chores around the house.”ohio jones wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
The outcome was determined and she did a load of dishes.
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Re: I think it is funny
OR .. “i want i to do more chores around the house.”Soloist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am“I want you to do more chores around the house.”ohio jones wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."
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i’m perfectly comfortable with an older, wiser, more docile Trump.
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
Re: I think it is funny
Wife: I want temporal to come and do my chores.temporal1 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2026 9:20 amOR .. “i want i to do more chores around the house.”Soloist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2026 8:27 am“I want you to do more chores around the house.”ohio jones wrote: ↑Tue Apr 14, 2026 10:37 pm If that happened, I would put on my Moderator hat and say "Use "I" statements."(and, yes, i would like that.)
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Re: I think it is funny
be careful what you wish for.
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i’m perfectly comfortable with an older, wiser, more docile Trump.
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz