Grand Jury Refuses to Indict Ham Sandwich

[Robert]

Ok, I need to review more before posting.

Maybe the administration could just put him on a jet to somewhere else, apparently they can do that without those uncooperative courts.

Just want to remind everyone this thread is in the MennoLight section.

[barnhart]

Fair enough. I like the song.

[JohnH]

Washington DC Grand Jury refuses to indict sandwich for striking a federal officer in the chest.
Actually, some sources say it was a salami sandwich. Perhaps they would have been willing to indict if it had been a true ham sandwich.

The White House had previously released a video of arresting this guy with a SWAT team in the middle of the night, even though he had already said he was going to turn himself in. Must have been quite the sandwich.

Much like how many of the Jan. 6 protesters were treated. Did you speak up against that, too?

[temporal1]

I don't know...it was from Subway. I don't think anything from Subway is particularly sharp -- cheese wise or taste wise.

one must remember to request the mayo go on the bread first, then tomato+lettuce, then whatever.

[JoyE]

Oh, come on, he was just hamming it up.

[JohnL]

I guess the sandwich didn't have any ghost peppers on it so it wasn’t considered lethal. It was just in bad taste. So the guy won’t be exiled to the South Sandwich Islands after all.

[Szdfan]

I don't know...it was from Subway. I don't think anything from Subway is particularly sharp -- cheese wise or taste wise.

one must remember to request the mayo go on the bread first, then tomato+lettuce, then whatever.

I’m actually anti-Mayonnaise, except for tomato sandwiches. Other than that, it’s the devil’s goop.

[ohio jones]

I don't know...it was from Subway. I don't think anything from Subway is particularly sharp -- cheese wise or taste wise.

one must remember to request the mayo go on the bread first, then tomato+lettuce, then whatever.

I’m actually anti-Mayonnaise, except for tomato sandwiches. Other than that, it’s the devil’s goop.

If that means Miracle Whip is the godly stuff, I'd say that's backwards.

[Szdfan]

one must remember to request the mayo go on the bread first, then tomato+lettuce, then whatever.

I’m actually anti-Mayonnaise, except for tomato sandwiches. Other than that, it’s the devil’s goop.

If that means Miracle Whip is the godly stuff, I'd say that's backwards.

Miracle Whip belongs at one of deeper circles of Hell.

I have strong opinions about important things.

[mike]

I’m actually anti-Mayonnaise, except for tomato sandwiches. Other than that, it’s the devil’s goop.

If that means Miracle Whip is the godly stuff, I'd say that's backwards.

Miracle Whip belongs at one of deeper circles of Hell.

I have strong opinions about important things.

Szdfan, sigh of relief. We can continue to be friends.