Grand Jury Refuses to Indict Ham Sandwich

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Grand Jury Refuses to Indict Ham Sandwich

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Washington DC Grand Jury refuses to indict sandwich for striking a federal officer in the chest.
Actually, some sources say it was a salami sandwich. Perhaps they would have been willing to indict if it had been a true ham sandwich.
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ken_sylvania wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 8:03 pm Washington DC Grand Jury refuses to indict sandwich for striking a federal officer in the chest.
Actually, some sources say it was a salami sandwich. Perhaps they would have been willing to indict if it had been a true ham sandwich.
The White House had previously released a video of arresting this guy with a SWAT team in the middle of the night, even though he had already said he was going to turn himself in. Must have been quite the sandwich.
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Szdfan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 9:21 pm
ken_sylvania wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 8:03 pm Washington DC Grand Jury refuses to indict sandwich for striking a federal officer in the chest.
Actually, some sources say it was a salami sandwich. Perhaps they would have been willing to indict if it had been a true ham sandwich.
The White House had previously released a video of arresting this guy with a SWAT team in the middle of the night, even though he had already said he was going to turn himself in. Must have been quite the sandwich.
If you watched the video of him throwing the sandwich it was utterly ridiculous. What’s wrong with people, there’s a special kind of stupid in our country. Lord have mercy
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Szdfan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 9:21 pm
ken_sylvania wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 8:03 pm Washington DC Grand Jury refuses to indict sandwich for striking a federal officer in the chest.
Actually, some sources say it was a salami sandwich. Perhaps they would have been willing to indict if it had been a true ham sandwich.
The White House had previously released a video of arresting this guy with a SWAT team in the middle of the night, even though he had already said he was going to turn himself in. Must have been quite the sandwich.
It could have been sharp cheese.
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It is unclear whether prosecutors will try again to indict Dunn.
I think they are dunn with him.
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Valerie wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 9:30 pm
Szdfan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 9:21 pm
ken_sylvania wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 8:03 pm Washington DC Grand Jury refuses to indict sandwich for striking a federal officer in the chest.
Actually, some sources say it was a salami sandwich. Perhaps they would have been willing to indict if it had been a true ham sandwich.
The White House had previously released a video of arresting this guy with a SWAT team in the middle of the night, even though he had already said he was going to turn himself in. Must have been quite the sandwich.
If you watched the video of him throwing the sandwich it was utterly ridiculous. What’s wrong with people, there’s a special kind of stupid in our country. Lord have mercy
It WAS a dumb thing to do. Arresting him in the middle of the night with a SWAT team was also dumb. It was also performative.

Perhaps the residents of Washington, DC don't want to live in a police state and sometimes resistance shows up in dumb ways.
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Robert wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 10:12 pm
Szdfan wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 9:21 pm
ken_sylvania wrote: ↑Wed Aug 27, 2025 8:03 pm Washington DC Grand Jury refuses to indict sandwich for striking a federal officer in the chest.
Actually, some sources say it was a salami sandwich. Perhaps they would have been willing to indict if it had been a true ham sandwich.
The White House had previously released a video of arresting this guy with a SWAT team in the middle of the night, even though he had already said he was going to turn himself in. Must have been quite the sandwich.
It could have been sharp cheese.
I don't know...it was from Subway. I don't think anything from Subway is particularly sharp -- cheese wise or taste wise.
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I'm a little surprised he wasn't convinced of something.
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barnhart wrote: ↑Thu Aug 28, 2025 7:38 am I'm a little surprised he wasn't convinced of something.
Well...he was convinced at the moment that throwing a sandwich at ICE was a good idea.
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Ok, I need to review more before posting.

Maybe the administration could just put him on a jet to somewhere else, apparently they can do that without those uncooperative courts.
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