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What do you call a beehive without any exits?

Unbelievable!
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How to teach your children about socialism:
Have them clean the bathroom. Pay them $10.
Then take away $7 and give it to their sibling who did not help.
Socialism will not seem so attractive then.
Lesson complete.
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MaxPC wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 6:27 pm How to teach your children about socialism:
Have them clean the bathroom. Pay them $10.
Then take away $7 and give it to their sibling who did not help.
Socialism will not seem so attractive then.
Lesson complete.
If you have several children, you may win the popularity vote as a parent.
.. The closest Franklin comes to expressing this sentiment is where he writes in a 1773 letter,
“There is Truth in the Old Saying, That if you make yourself a Sheep, the Wolves will eat you.” ..
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gcdonner wrote: ↑Mon Aug 29, 2022 12:00 am
Robert wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 8:38 pm Yup.

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I see you have a picture of my kitchen for reference. This is literally the situation of my stove and range hood, though in black and white in our case. Unfortunately, there is no simple solution in our setup other than tearing out the cabinets and putting in new, since there is no way to orientate the present units to align properly. At our age, we have decided to live with it as did the people who built this house in the first place...It's been this way since 1984. (I wonder if that date has any significance?)
This house was built in 1525 for one of the wealthiest families in Europe. I'm not sure if the misalignment is original, but it does appear to go back a ways.

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ohio jones wrote: ↑Wed Sep 07, 2022 10:47 pm
gcdonner wrote: ↑Mon Aug 29, 2022 12:00 am
Robert wrote: ↑Sun Aug 28, 2022 8:38 pm Yup.

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I see you have a picture of my kitchen for reference. This is literally the situation of my stove and range hood, though in black and white in our case. Unfortunately, there is no simple solution in our setup other than tearing out the cabinets and putting in new, since there is no way to orientate the present units to align properly. At our age, we have decided to live with it as did the people who built this house in the first place...It's been this way since 1984. (I wonder if that date has any significance?)
This house was built in 1525 for one of the wealthiest families in Europe. I'm not sure if the misalignment is original, but it does appear to go back a ways.

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I plan on remedying my dilemma.
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