i’ve heard of this “scriptural slight” reference in various ways over years .. here is one young man’s example:
“The 10 Suggestions” / Doug Ford+Kyle Ford / Calvary Chapel / Sweetwater TN
http://www.calvarychapelsweetwater.com/ ... leid=49521
The 10 suggestions / By Doug Ford
Kyle (my oldest son - the evangelist/chemist) wrote these.![]()
I thought this was really clever and just too good to slide off the bottom of his blog into obscurity.
So, with his permission, here is a reprint of the Ten Suggestions .
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Kyle wrote:
Today I decided that the ten commandments need to be re-written.
After all, those who follow the ten commandments that we have now are only narrow-minded legalists, right?
So, here I present to you the ten commandments for the modern false Christian.
As I wrote these, I realized that most of these silly things that I put in here have been said by prominent "Christians" lately. How sad.
The Ten Suggestions
1: Thou shalt believe in thyself and love thyself with all of thy being.
After all, you're a really good person.
In fact, you're so awesome that I can't wait to bring you to heaven with me. It'd be so lonely here without you.
Please let me bring you to heaven with me. Pretty please?
2: Thou shalt not worship the God of the Bible.
Make up a god in your head that loves everyone no matter what. Give him a big hug!
3: Thou shalt not take the Lord's name.
I mean really, "Christian" is such a narrow-minded term anyway. Let's just discard all these stereotypes and labels.
We're all on the same spiritual journey anyway.
4: Honor the Sabbath by attending a church whenever you feel like it.
Only attend a church that can keep you entertained.
Starbucks, loud music, and relevant preaching (ie. not from the Bible) are a must.
5: Honor thy Father and Mother; as long as they give you everything you want.
6: Thou shalt not kill anyone who is not an inconvenient child.
You shouldn't be punished with a baby for one little mistake.
After all, it's your body.
Who am I to tell you what to do with your body?
7: Thou shalt not commit adultery and get caught.
Actually, it's best to just sleep around or live with someone and never get married.
If you are unfortunate enough to be married already, get a divorce.
Everybody's doing it!
8: Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt lobby for government programs which forces others to give money to the poor instead of making a donation yourself.
9: Thou shalt not lie for any reason
other than to get yourself out of trouble, make yourself look better, or get ahead at work.
Actually, it's fine to lie as long as you come up with some way to justify it.
Still, you have my permission to get morally outraged when someone lies to you.
10: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's
super sweet 30'' high resolution plasma TV with entertainment system and surround sound that could knock your pants off.
Oh baby, you hook up a playstation 3 to that puppy and go all night. There's no end to the fun!
Wait, what was I saying?![]()
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I wasn't really thinking today.....................Just copy & paste.
Doug
GAMEO / Sabbatarian Anabaptists
https://gameo.org/index.php?title=Sabba ... nabaptists
i’m adding this to reflect how the 10 Commandments are not abandoned in the NT... In a letter to the Swiss Brethren (wrongly dated 1531?) Pilgram Marpeck discusses the Ten Commandments
and goes into some detail in his discussion of the third commandment. He rejects any legalistic application of this commandment,
and concludes by saying,
“That is in short against those who wish to reinstitute the physical Sabbath.
Jesus Christ is Lord over all ceremonial laws of the Old and New Testament"
(Kunstbuch, fol. 46b, 38b).