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As soon as you say
"My child would Never"
Here they come
nevering like they
never nevered before
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Somebody wrote: ↑Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:20 pm As soon as you say
"My child would Never"
Here they come
nevering like they
never nevered before

i find this to be true with both positives and not-so positives! :lol:
one of the things i enjoyed about being a parent was: no 2 days are the same. they change+grow so quickly.
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It’s still Saturday here where i am. :)


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Some here may win this game. :lol:

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I stopped to get gas today. Found this friendly reminder.

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Robert wrote: ↑Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:49 am I agree with this.

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i just noticed the red sweatshirt, “Social Just Us.” :lol:
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What do you call a man with an oil well on top of his head?
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Derek. :lol:
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This could have been me.

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After days and days of watching the trial, this is just a nice funny release.

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KENOSHA, WI—Moments before reading the verdict, the twelve jurors in the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse asked if the defendant would please step outside and defend the courthouse.

“We, the jury will perform our constitutional duty and declare the verdict in this case,” said one sweating juror, “But we, the jury also don’t want to die.”

“Objection, your honor, Rittenhouse does not possess an AR-15 to defend the courthouse; I have the AR-15,” said the prosecutor, swinging the weapon wildly about as onlookers nervously ducked behind benches. “Besides, protestors are heroes, people of upstanding character, and victims.”

Judge Schroeder ruled the prosecutor a doofus and allowed Rittenhouse to disarm the blubbering liar, load his weapon, and position himself defensively on the steps of the courthouse while the verdict was read.

Witnesses claim even the prosecution team was relieved to know Kyle Rittenhouse was out there protecting them.
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