I think it is funny

[JohnL]

A Polish Immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First off he had to take an eyesight test.
Looking at the chart he was told to read the 3rd line.

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

Can you read it out loud?
The Polish guy said ‘Read it?’ I know the guy!

[Soloist]

A Polish Immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First off he had to take an eyesight test.
Looking at the chart he was told to read the 3rd line.

C Z W I X N O S T A C Z

Can you read it out loud?
The Polish guy said ‘Read it?’ I know the guy!

Wife: The story I heard, he sat next to him in grade school.

[JohnL]

[JohnL]

[Soloist]

Wife: I had the children go tell her dad happy Father’s Day today. He promptly looked it up and found out it was next week, so we demanded our Oreos back.

[JohnL]

Some news sounds like a made up joke. Saw an article this afternoon saying the company that owns 24-hr fitness gym franchises just bought Pizza Hut for 2.7 billion.
They’re planning crossover events. I got to wonder. Will there be a customer special of buy 30 pizzas and get a free year of gym membership?

[Soloist]

Wife: my son and I were talking about tornadoes and I mentioned something about him maybe being a tornado hunter someday. I asked him, “What do you do with tornadoes if you’re hunting them? Are you trying to kill them or something?”

He immediately said that he would “shoot them with a Canon.”

[JohnH]

Wife: my son and I were talking about tornadoes and I mentioned something about him maybe being a tornado hunter someday. I asked him, “What do you do with tornadoes if you’re hunting them? Are you trying to kill them or something?”

He immediately said that he would “shoot them with a Canon.”

Sounds like a risk of photography

[Soloist]

Wife: my son and I were talking about tornadoes and I mentioned something about him maybe being a tornado hunter someday. I asked him, “What do you do with tornadoes if you’re hunting them? Are you trying to kill them or something?”

He immediately said that he would “shoot them with a Canon.”

Sounds like a risk of photography

I have no conviction about using a camera to shoot a tornado? Do you? Or just what your church asks of you?

[Soloist]

Wife: my son and I were talking about tornadoes and I mentioned something about him maybe being a tornado hunter someday. I asked him, “What do you do with tornadoes if you’re hunting them? Are you trying to kill them or something?”

He immediately said that he would “shoot them with a Canon.”

Sounds like a risk of photography

Wife: I think it would likely make him safer, because it would be riskier for him to sit around to finish drawing it