I think it is funny

[Soloist]

Wife: A spider just tried to crawl over my hand, and now I’m googling how to extract a fork from my bone without causing more damage.

[JohnL]

[Soloist]

Wife: I was doing archery once with my husband and one of his military friends, and a wasp had the audacity to land on me while I was getting ready to shoot. After waving the bow around everywhere in full draw, they decided my archery lesson was done.

[mike]

I don't know if you guys heard about the man who came streaking into the doctor's office, screaming at the top of his lungs: "Doctor, please help me, I'M SHRINKING!!!!"

The doctor is like, "Calm down. You will just need to be a little patient."

[Soloist]

I don't know if you guys heard about the man who came streaking into the doctor's office, screaming at the top of his lungs: "Doctor, please help me, I'M SHRINKING!!!!"

The doctor is like, "Calm down. You will just need to be a little patient."

Wife: When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When it becomes apparent.

[JohnL]

Overheard
“Jazz is the musical equivalent of Tourette’s Syndrome.”

[Grace]

Did you hear about the preacher who after the service stood at his usual place in the back of the church greeting the church attendees. When it was little Johnny’s turn to shake the minister’s hand he pressed some money in the minister’s hand. “What’s this” asked the minister. Little Johnny shyly leaned closer to the minister and said, “Mom and Dad say that you are such a “poor” preacher, I thought I would help out a little”. Of course, the definition of “poor” in Johnny’s mind was different than his parent’s.

[JohnL]

[JohnL]

I think I’m feeding the hummingbirds too much.

[mike]

Anabaptists make the Bee