Tonight we had Himalayan rabbit stew for supper.
We found Himalayan in the road.
I think it is funny
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Went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole.
He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
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Crew of Artemis II:
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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NASA Starting To Think Stocking Ship With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet aboard Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.
HOUSTON, TX — With the toilet aboard Artemis II breaking for the second time, NASA began to wonder if stocking the shuttle with Chipotle may have been a mistake.
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After 20 minutes of being ignored it’s amazing how quick Lowe’s employees show up when you try to start a chainsaw.
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Wife: thank you. I was just looking up jokes to try to revive “I think it’s funny.”
A doctor couldn’t be hired at a hospital, so he opened his own clinic.
Outside, he hung a sign:
TREATMENT: $20
IF WE CAN’T CURE YOU — YOU GET $100 BACK
A lawyer saw the sign and thought, “I’ll make some easy money.”
He walked in.
Lawyer: “I’ve lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bottle No. 14 — three drops on his tongue.”
The lawyer sputters, “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”
Doctor: “Great — your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”
Irritated, the lawyer returned a few days later.
Lawyer: “I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”
Doctor: “Bottle No. 14 again — three drops.”
Lawyer: “Hey! That’s kerosene! You gave me that last time!”
Doctor: “Perfect — your memory is back. That’ll be $20.”
Fuming, the lawyer came back one more time.
Lawyer: “My eyesight is terrible. I can’t see a thing.”
Doctor: “I’m afraid we can’t help with that. Here — take this $100.”
The lawyer looks at the bill.
“Hey… this is only $20!”
Doctor: “And just like that… your eyesight is restored. That’ll be $20.”
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