
I think it is funny
Re: I think it is funny

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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology—Don’t read it!
Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.
Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.
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”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
Re: I think it is funny
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i’m perfectly comfortable with an older, wiser, more docile Trump.
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
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JohnL
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JohnL
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I’m not in the best of shape but I think I can take ‘em.


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Re: I think it is funny
2022 Funny Memory Lane / flags
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i’m perfectly comfortable with an older, wiser, more docile Trump.
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
FOR ROBERT
My back went out more than I do.
I threw my back out—still waiting for it to return.
My back has its own opinions now.
I sneezed and aged five years.
These jokes lack backbone.
My back went out more than I do.
I threw my back out—still waiting for it to return.
My back has its own opinions now.
I sneezed and aged five years.
These jokes lack backbone.
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”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
Re: I think it is funny
When we were young, my younger sis had a terrifying emergency appendectomy.
We shared a small dark space in the unfinished basement of our small house with too many people.
We didn’t mind, we were good, loving family, we noticed other people, like at school, seemed to mind.
One late night she began crying in awful pain. Our mother was “on it”.
Hospital.
i was anxious to see her asap, we were at the hospital, i wasn’t allowed in to see her after surgery.
i was told, “you’ll make her laugh!”
i promised promised promised i wouldn’t make her laugh.
they let me in.
uhhh. the moment she spotted me in the door she began to laugh. she looked so sweet in that grand hospital bed.
i was immediately removed.
i got to see her tho. for a moment. decades later, i remember.
i hope Robert gets to chuckle at least a little without pain.
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i’m perfectly comfortable with an older, wiser, more docile Trump.
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.
She hung up on me.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.
She hung up on me.
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”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz

