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I’m trying to think positive but my doctor not so much. I had just heard 5 inches of fat will stop a bullet. So I told my doctor I’m not overweight - I’m bullet proof. He didn’t agree with me and warned me to not test it out.
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Happened to look in a kids joke book this afternoon.

What superhero is the best baseball player?

Batman.
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Robert wrote: ↑Mon Sep 29, 2025 5:41 pm Image
Aww. My wife would keep it.
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JohnL wrote: ↑Tue Sep 30, 2025 6:04 am
Robert wrote: ↑Mon Sep 29, 2025 5:41 pm Image
Aww. My wife would keep it.
I am with your wife. Babies and kittens, adorable.
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Looks like you can’t use “beefstew” as a password.
It’s not stroganoff.
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Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.

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