Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...

[Neto]

https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/240429.htm

" ... approached bison too closely in Yellowstone National Park and was injured."

You cannot punt a bison.

[Ernie]

There are quite a variety of ways of making a name for yourself...

Who wants to go next?

[Neto]

I didn't even get to bed before I repented of laughing about this. (Time in the shower is often a time of reflection for me.)

[steve-in-kville]

I'm sure his bishop will have rise for concern over the fact he was three sheets to the wind when he did this.

[MaxPC]

Alcohol and large animals create interesting stories for the Darwin Awards. It seems the miscreant did not go fur before capture. I daresay he was too inebriated to hoof it quickly.

[HondurasKeiser]

He made The Dispatch this morning

[ken_sylvania]

According to news reports, Mr. Yoder approached the bison too closely (within 25 yards) and kicked it in the leg.

Maybe he should have done the kicking from more than 25 yards away!

[mike]

(AP) IN OTHER NEWS, YODER'S YOUNGER BROTHER, JEREMY, RAISES EYEBROWS BY POKING THE DINOSAURS ON A POPULAR MENNONITE WEB FORUM.

[barnhart]

(AP) IN OTHER NEWS, YODER'S YOUNGER BROTHER, JEREMY, RAISES EYEBROWS BY POKING THE DINOSAURS ON A POPULAR MENNONITE WEB FORUM.

Huh?

[mike]

(AP) IN OTHER NEWS, YODER'S YOUNGER BROTHER, JEREMY, RAISES EYEBROWS BY POKING THE DINOSAURS ON A POPULAR MENNONITE WEB FORUM.

Huh?

You have to know one of our members' real name in order for this to be funny... even then it's kinda lame