I think it is funny

[Soloist]

Everything I tell you is a lie.

This statement is false

Why did the two ducks time travel?

Because they wanted to be a pairaducks (paradox)

[Robert]

[Robert]

[Robert]

[temporal1]

This thread reflects when libs get their knickers in a twist.

[Sudsy]

Then there is the Quaker milking his cow. The cow put his foot in the milk bucket. Unperturbed, the farmer washed it out and started over. This time the cow kicked the bucket over. The Quaker, clearly bothered, simply started over. But next the cow kicked the Quaker hard, sending him sprawling. The farmer got up, brushed himself off, went to the cow’s face, pointed his finger at her, and said, “Thou knowest that I be a Quaker and can do thee no harm. But if thou bother me hence, I will sell thee to a Presbyterian!”

[Joy]

The cow put his foot in the milk bucket.

HIS foot??

[ken_sylvania]

The cow put his foot in the milk bucket.

HIS foot??

Two possibilities:
#1 - City slicker farmer - if he tried milking the male bovine it's no wonder the thing kicked.
#2 - The cow put the Quaker's foot in the bucket

[MaxPC]

[Sudsy]

The cow put his foot in the milk bucket.

HIS foot??

I didn't catch that. It should have read 'her foot'. Some things are not that obvious to some of us city dwellers.