I think it is funny

[gcdonner]

That's not funny at all. That is the sad state of affairs and the overreach of government based on a false narrative.

[Robert]

Babylon Bee

Here are 10 songs Spotify will be removing for misinformation.

1) "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Deon

Fact-check: false. The heart stops pumping blood as soon as brain activity ceases. Also, you have myocarditis.

2) "All You Need Is Love" by The Beatles

The science is clear – love is not all you need. Food, water, oxygen, and a stable ambient temperature are far more critical.

3) "When A Man Loves A Woman" by Michael Bolton

This song implies there are only two genders. Not good. The year is 2022, Michael Bolton.

4) "Run The World (Girls)" by Beyoncé Knowles

Not true. The vast majority of CEOs and world leaders are male.

5) "This Land Is Your Land" by Woody Guthrie

Elizabeth Warren and many noble indigenous peoples like her would disagree.

6) "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon

There are 62.

7) "WAP" by Cardi B

That is not how you spell "wop," which is a derogatory term for Italians. Do better, Cardi B.

8) "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin

Natural?! I can't even.

9) "Two Hearts" by Phil Collins

People only have one heart. Phil Collins is an idiot.

10) "A Whole New World" from Disney's Aladdin

Nope, still earth.

Listen to all your factually incorrect songs while you still can, kids!

[Szdfan]

Babylon Bee

]Here are 10 songs Spotify will be removing for misinformation.
3) "When A Man Loves A Woman" by Michael Bolton

This song was originally sung by Percy Sledge in 1966...not that poser Michael Bolton...this is egregious. [mutters] I object to this person's terrible taste.

7) "WAP" by Cardi B

Do you really want to know what "WAP" refers to?

[temporal1]

Maintaining 6 (or 10) feet of distance at all times is basically impossible.

It’s sad although entertaining to see, for example, in an airport, six feet marked off for standing in lines -
and of course nobody is that far apart. It’s utterly absurd.

The same goes for church. Actually staying that far apart is quite silly, and there’s no reason to do it.

Staying six feet apart from other people is both silly, disrespectful, dehumanising, and also has zero basis in science.
The only reason to do it is to get respect from the world, and even in the world, it’s rare to see anyone still trying to do it.

Truth is stranger than fiction. Esp when it’s via gov mandate.

[Robert]

[RZehr]

Oh dear. I thought Robert was a non-birthing person.

[ohio jones]

Oh dear. I thought Robert was a non-birthing person.

To a guy with a plunger, everything is a drain.

[gcdonner]

Oh dear. I thought Robert was a non-birthing person.

To a guy with a plunger, everything is a drain.

You ARE reaching back for that one. I suspect that many on here now have no clue as to the context.

[temporal1]

Speaking of Russia .. and, plumbers ..

[Robert]