The Grass is Blue.

[justme]

The donkey told the tiger, "The grass is blue."
The tiger replied, "No, the grass is green​."
The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.
As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn't it true that the grass is blue?"​
The lion replied: "If you believe it is true, the grass is blue."​
The donkey rushed forward and continued: ′′The tiger disagrees with me, contradicts me and annoys me. Please punish him."
The king then declared: ′′The tiger will be punished with 3 days of silence."​
The donkey jumped with joy and went on his way, content and repeating ′′The grass is blue, the grass is blue..."​
The tiger asked the lion, "Your Majesty, why have you punished me, after all, the grass is green?"​
The lion replied, ′′You've known and seen the grass is green."
The tiger asked, ′′So why do you punish me?"​
The lion replied, "That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is degrading for a brave, intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with an ass, and on top of that, you came and bothered me with that question just to validate something you already knew was true!"
The biggest waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense. There are people who, for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand. Others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren’t.
When IGNORANCE SCREAMS, intelligence moves on.

[steve-in-kville]

This made me smile. Reminds me of some coworkers that argue about professional sports. Thank you for that post

[RZehr]

May I suggest that the donkey’s lawn was Poa pratensis, aka Kentucky bluegrass? Or Festuca glauca?

[Robert]

Am I the donkey or the tiger?

[ken_sylvania]

Am I the donkey or the tiger?

Yes, probably.

[Bootstrap]

I'm going to take 3 days of silence ... see you next week.

[Robert]

Am I the donkey or the tiger?

Yes, probably.

I just know I am not the Lion.

[MaxPC]

The donkey told the tiger, "The grass is blue."
The tiger replied, "No, the grass is green​."
The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion.
As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: ′′Your Highness, isn't it true that the grass is blue?"​
The lion replied: "If you believe it is true, the grass is blue."​
The donkey rushed forward and continued: ′′The tiger disagrees with me, contradicts me and annoys me. Please punish him."
The king then declared: ′′The tiger will be punished with 3 days of silence."​
The donkey jumped with joy and went on his way, content and repeating ′′The grass is blue, the grass is blue..."​
The tiger asked the lion, "Your Majesty, why have you punished me, after all, the grass is green?"​
The lion replied, ′′You've known and seen the grass is green."
The tiger asked, ′′So why do you punish me?"​
The lion replied, "That has nothing to do with the question of whether the grass is blue or green. The punishment is because it is degrading for a brave, intelligent creature like you to waste time arguing with an ass, and on top of that, you came and bothered me with that question just to validate something you already knew was true!"
The biggest waste of time is arguing with the fool and fanatic who doesn't care about truth or reality, but only the victory of his beliefs and illusions. Never waste time on discussions that make no sense. There are people who, for all the evidence presented to them, do not have the ability to understand. Others who are blinded by ego, hatred and resentment, and the only thing that they want is to be right even if they aren’t.
When IGNORANCE SCREAMS, intelligence moves on.

Amen! I've seen this before and it's a perfect illustration of a timeless truth.

[Joy]

Let's face it--some people just love to argue ad infinitum, even those it creates disunity among the brethren and pains the Lord Jesus, I believe.

[Robert]

Let's face it--some people just love to argue ad infinitum, even those it creates disunity among the brethren and pains the Lord Jesus, I believe.

I love to discuss things, but admit I get into arguing at times. I have been working on it here. It seems to be coming out in other places in life.