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Here in South Eastern Pennsylvania the are calling for 20 inches snow. But who knows ??
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In anticipation of the big snowstorm, I am horrified that our Governor didn't demand that the snowmen be social distanced and wearing masks. 
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steve-in-kville
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That ain't too far from the truth. I'd love to copy this to FB. Help me cull the herd a little...ohio jones wrote:
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JimFoxvog
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"I declare and verify under plenty of perjury that the facts ... are true and correct."
A real submission in a case trying to halt the Georgia Senatorial runoff race. See page 31.
https://www.democracydocket.com/wp-cont ... et-al..pdf
A real submission in a case trying to halt the Georgia Senatorial runoff race. See page 31.
https://www.democracydocket.com/wp-cont ... et-al..pdf
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MaxPC
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Babylon Bee Sting
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The FDA has approved a fake vaccine for staged photo shoots by celebrities and politicians, the administration announced today.
After reviewing the placebo vaccine for weeks, FDA experts confirmed it was totally safe for celebrities to take while posting selfies to social media telling you to get vaccinated.
"We are proud to approve this placebo so that celebrities and politicians can smile and give you a thumbs up while we inject them with a totally fake vaccine," said an FDA spokesperson. "American ingenuity, science, and medical know-how all came together to make this happen in record time."
As Ian McKellen posted his celeb selfie getting the vaccine, there was a bit of a scare as a nurse thought she had accidentally given him the real thing. "What!?" McKellen screamed. "I don't want that rushed-to-market substance injected into me! Who knows what's in there? That's for the poor people!"
"Oh wait -- false alarm. We injected you with the placebo after all," said the nurse.
"Whew! Close one."
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The FDA has approved a fake vaccine for staged photo shoots by celebrities and politicians, the administration announced today.
After reviewing the placebo vaccine for weeks, FDA experts confirmed it was totally safe for celebrities to take while posting selfies to social media telling you to get vaccinated.
"We are proud to approve this placebo so that celebrities and politicians can smile and give you a thumbs up while we inject them with a totally fake vaccine," said an FDA spokesperson. "American ingenuity, science, and medical know-how all came together to make this happen in record time."
As Ian McKellen posted his celeb selfie getting the vaccine, there was a bit of a scare as a nurse thought she had accidentally given him the real thing. "What!?" McKellen screamed. "I don't want that rushed-to-market substance injected into me! Who knows what's in there? That's for the poor people!"
"Oh wait -- false alarm. We injected you with the placebo after all," said the nurse.
"Whew! Close one."
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Joy
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Bet that second woman hurt her knee playing football. I don't think I'd mess with her. 
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