I think it is funny
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Fidelio
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Trump the evangelist!!
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ken_sylvania
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I was driving through town today and noticed a lot of people have put up their Halloween decorations.
One house had a skeleton leaning on a porch post...
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another had cobwebs strung up all around the edge of the porch roof and over the walkway....
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the next house had a "Trump 2020" sign beside the door....
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and the next house had a "Biden for President" sign strung up over the entry....
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shiiiiivvvverssss!
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I'm not sure which of the last two scared me more!
One house had a skeleton leaning on a porch post...
.....
another had cobwebs strung up all around the edge of the porch roof and over the walkway....
.....
the next house had a "Trump 2020" sign beside the door....
.....
and the next house had a "Biden for President" sign strung up over the entry....
.....
shiiiiivvvverssss!
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I'm not sure which of the last two scared me more!
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Fidelio
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Re: I think it is funny
The Biden sign or the shiiiiivvvverssss?ken_sylvania wrote:I was driving through town today and noticed a lot of people have put up their Halloween decorations.
One house had a skeleton leaning on a porch post...
.....
another had cobwebs strung up all around the edge of the porch roof and over the walkway....
.....
the next house had a "Trump 2020" sign beside the door....
.....
and the next house had a "Biden for President" sign strung up over the entry....
.....
shiiiiivvvverssss!
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I'm not sure which of the last two scared me more!
Well, I can tell you what scares me. All these people walking around in masks for the last seven months. I feel like some religious cult has taken over the nation.
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Convert to Anabaptist truth early 2019; now associated (friend) with the Apostolic Christian Church of America.
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This guy is a comedian. I just thought this was quite funny. Please do not take it seriously.
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An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher
greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please." She answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really
boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No." he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No." she said.
"Good," he answered.
greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps.
"Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.
"The front row please." She answered.
"You really don't want to do that," the usher said. "The pastor is really
boring."
"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.
"No." he said.
"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.
"Do you know who I am?" he asked.
"No." she said.
"Good," he answered.
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Reminds me of MN some days.
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.'Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.
So the husband ! moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey,what's for dinner?"
Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.'Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.
So the husband ! moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey,what's for dinner?"
Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"
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I think I am funnier than I really am.
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gcdonner
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Ouch!Robert wrote:Reminds me of MN some days.
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.'Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.
So the husband ! moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey,what's for dinner?"
Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!"
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