I think it is funny

[Soloist]

OR .. “i want i to do more chores around the house.” (and, yes, i would like that.)

Wife: I want temporal to come and do my chores.

be careful what you wish for.

A temporal anomaly would result in no chores!

[temporal1]

Wife: I want temporal to come and do my chores.

be careful what you wish for.

A temporal anomaly would result in no chores!

.. if-only ..

[JohnL]

A temporal anomaly would result in no chores!

My idea of chores would use 3 buttons or less.

[Soloist]

Wife: In the kitchen, there has to be teamwork. You cook. I eat.

[Soloist]

Wife: In the kitchen, there has to be teamwork. You cook. I eat.

I need a test subject

[JohnL]

I read that cinnamon is good for weight control. So now every morning I eat 3 cinnamon rolls.

[Soloist]

Wife:

“Don’t assign human morality to non human beings” is so true except when it comes to printers.
They know what they are. They understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. They choose to be how they are. They choose to be evil, and at their core, they are very rotten.

[temporal1]

[temporal1]

[temporal1]

In history:

Prnter’s Devil
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printer%27s_devil

A printer's devil was a young apprentice in a printing establishment who performed a number of tasks, such as mixing tubs of ink and fetching type. Writers including Benjamin Franklin, Walt Whitman, Ambrose Bierce, Bret Harte, Sherwood Anderson, and Mark Twain served as printer's devils in their youth along with indentured servants.

Printing press, circa 1568
There are religious, literary, and linguistic hypotheses for the etymology. Printers blamed the mischievous devil Titivillus or confused a name with the legend Faust. Other theories include racism, Gallicisms, or misspellings.

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Etymology
York's little devil on a former printer shop in Stonegate, York
The term "printer's devil" has been ascribed to the apprentices' hands and skin getting stained black with ink when removing sheets of paper from the tympan.[1] In 1683, English printer Joseph Moxon wrote that "devil" was a humorous term for boys who were covered in ink: "whence the Workmen do Jocosely call them Devils; and sometimes Spirits, and sometimes Flies."[2][3] Once cast metal type was used, worn, or broken, it was thrown into a "hellbox", after which it was the printer's devil's job to either put it back in the job case, or take it to the furnace to be melted down and recast.[4]

Many explanations have been given for the religious or supernatural connotations of the term.[5] From the Middle Ages onward, particularly in Catholic countries, technological inventions such as the printing press were often regarded with suspicion, and associated with Satan and the "Dark Arts".[6][7] Some have suggested that the term was coined as an epithet by scribes who feared that the printing press would make the hand-copying of manuscripts obsolete.[8] Several theories of the term's origins are included below. .. ..

printing press, circa 1568