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I think it is funny
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Most threads around here.
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I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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Funniest thing is my youngest at 13 is buying me things that HE likes. What is so funny is I did the same thing to my father!! My Dad is laughing so loud in heaven right now!
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MaxPC
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In another thread on minister shortages, I am reminded of that old joke.
A monastery in the mountains had collected and guarded all the books and treatises of Biblical knowledge created through 2000 years. Their library vault was massive and only a few older monks were trusted to be careful with these fragile tomes.
One of the senior monks walked into the largest vault looking for a reference text and he heard sobbing coming from the farthest corner which held the oldest texts. Making his way through the dusty shelves he found an old monk holding one of the oldest of the texts; he asked him what was wrong.
The old monk choked back his sobs and said: "The original word was celebrate."
Think about it; you will get it.
A monastery in the mountains had collected and guarded all the books and treatises of Biblical knowledge created through 2000 years. Their library vault was massive and only a few older monks were trusted to be careful with these fragile tomes.
One of the senior monks walked into the largest vault looking for a reference text and he heard sobbing coming from the farthest corner which held the oldest texts. Making his way through the dusty shelves he found an old monk holding one of the oldest of the texts; he asked him what was wrong.
The old monk choked back his sobs and said: "The original word was celebrate."
Think about it; you will get it.
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temporal1
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Random funny. Found on a local gardening website:
(Since this forum has lost its way, anyway) ..
(Since this forum has lost its way, anyway) ..
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.
The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"
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