I think it is funny
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Toilet bowl humor used to mean something different.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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MaxPC
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In Germany everyone is panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the wurst käse scenario.
It’s the wurst käse scenario.
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Fidelio
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Convert to Anabaptist truth early 2019; now associated (friend) with the Apostolic Christian Church of America.
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MaxPC
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Do you recognize the last sentence?
Man In Coma For Past Month Arrives At Church, Assumes He's Been Left Behind
March 30th, 2020
BACKWATERTON, AR—Local man Rayford Williams has been in a coma for the past month, so he was excited to get back to his church family. Unfortunately, he was totally unaware of the COVID-19 outbreak, which has caused most churches to move their services online.
"Oh man," he said as he walked into the empty church building on Sunday, assuming he had missed the Rapture. "I knew I should have paid more attention to that Kirk Cameron movie."
Luckily, the church had prepared for such an occasion with a pamphlet titled "So You've Been Left Behind" available in the lobby. Williams read through the material and searched his heart, wondering when he had fallen away from his faith. "It was probably that time I played Dungeons & Dragons with my kids. I ran the race for years only to disqualify myself at the end."
"There's no time to change my mind - the Son has come and I've been left behind."
Man In Coma For Past Month Arrives At Church, Assumes He's Been Left Behind
March 30th, 2020
BACKWATERTON, AR—Local man Rayford Williams has been in a coma for the past month, so he was excited to get back to his church family. Unfortunately, he was totally unaware of the COVID-19 outbreak, which has caused most churches to move their services online.
"Oh man," he said as he walked into the empty church building on Sunday, assuming he had missed the Rapture. "I knew I should have paid more attention to that Kirk Cameron movie."
Luckily, the church had prepared for such an occasion with a pamphlet titled "So You've Been Left Behind" available in the lobby. Williams read through the material and searched his heart, wondering when he had fallen away from his faith. "It was probably that time I played Dungeons & Dragons with my kids. I ran the race for years only to disqualify myself at the end."
"There's no time to change my mind - the Son has come and I've been left behind."
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MaxPC
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The government has called on retired nuns to help enforce social distancing.
Leave enough room for the Holy Spirit between each other.
Leave enough room for the Holy Spirit between each other.
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Seems I heard of this happening once before.
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I guess it has really come to this now.
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JimFoxvog
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Another Larry Norman fan? But the song has this line in second person, so maybe something else?MaxPC wrote:Do you recognize the last sentence?
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"There's no time to change my mind - the Son has come and I've been left behind."
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