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by JohnL » Sun Feb 15, 2026 3:57 am
Hitting a double.
Did you know that Raymond Burr had a brother who was a lumberjack?
His name is Tim.
Tim had an accident that paralyzed his entire left side.
He’s all right now.
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by Robert » Sun Feb 15, 2026 9:20 am
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by JohnL » Sun Feb 15, 2026 10:50 am
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by JohnL » Mon Feb 16, 2026 3:07 pm
The Swiss all own a Chuck Norris Army Knife.
The Borg tried assimilating Chuck Norris once.
They’re now a part of the Norris collective.
The new Star Fleet ship.
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by JohnL » Tue Feb 17, 2026 4:54 pm
This guy is FUNNY. His commentary on Floridians Florida-ing is right on the money.
Only in Florida I'm just glad I got it on my flip phone.
Only in Florida
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/04gP0w_o314
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by JohnL » Thu Feb 19, 2026 6:36 pm
The urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away.
A whim away, A whim away, A whim away, A whim away, A whim away, A whim away, A whim away, A whim away …
Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee-hee-hee-hee
Wee-oh aweem away
Wee-hee-hee-hee, dee hee-hee-hee-hee
Wee-oh aweem away
(I know you sang this post.)
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by Robert » Sat Feb 21, 2026 9:55 am
Marco does it all.
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by JohnL » Sat Feb 21, 2026 10:33 am
Robert wrote: ↑ Sat Feb 21, 2026 9:55 am
Marco does it all.
Poor Marco Rubio. I say poor because there's already a large group of folks who want him to run for President in 2028. I'm not sure if he wants that or not.
Rubio is Robert (that's a compliment BTW): Mr.
I Can Fix Anything and Make It Run Better Than New . That's a real skill.
Oh boy. If Marco Rubio was a Star Trek character. (IYKYK)
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by Robert » Sat Feb 21, 2026 1:36 pm
JohnL wrote: ↑ Sat Feb 21, 2026 10:33 am
Oh boy. If Marco Rubio was a Star Trek character. (IYKYK)
He would definitely be a Mr. Scott.
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by JohnL » Sat Feb 21, 2026 2:09 pm
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