I think it is funny

[MaxPC]

After ancient astronomers spent 24 hours watching the sun and moon rise and set they became tired. So they called it a day and went to bed.

[Robert]

[Robert]

[MaxPC]

This one goes into my file of favorites.

[Soloist]

Hebert, that game warden down on the bayou, he's been trying to catch Thibodeaux up to no good for a long time. He knows Thibodeaux is up to no good, because them Thibodeaux's always up to no good. He watches Thibodeaux everyday, leaving in his pirogue with a big old lunch pail and a six pack of beer. Every day Thibodeaux comes back with a big haul of catgfish. Only thing is, Thibodeaux never bring a pole, a hook or bait. Just that lunch pail and beer.

He decides he's gonna out smart that Thibodeaux, them Thibodeaux's ain't all that bright, after all.

Next morning, he's waiting by Thibodeaux's pirogue, and here comes Thibodeaux, lunch pail and beer. He decides he's gonna butter Thibodeaux up real good. "Thibodeaux, every day I see you come back with that boatload of fish. Nobody fish as good as you, I say you the best fisherman on this bayou."

Thibodeaux gives him that big Thibodeaux grin, "Ain't no arguing with a man when he's right."

Hebert just keeps butterin, "Thibodeaux, my wife, she like some fish, but I can't never catch fish like you. She told me I should come to you and ask you to show me how you fish. Would you do me that honor?"

Thibodeaux points out to the boat, "I ain't ever like you Hebert, but your wife ain't never done me harm. Jump on in, I'll show you right."

They row out in the basin and Thibodeaux finds him a spot. He hands Hebert a beer, then cracks one open and takes a drink. He points to that lunch pail and tells Hebert, "All you got to know is right there."

Hebert looks confused, "How you gonna fish with some boudin, Thibodeaux?"
Thibodeaux opens that pail, he pulls out a stick of dynamite, lights it and tosses it into the Atchafalya. Hebert is excited, his plan to outsmart Thibodeaux worked a charm, "I done got you now Thibodeaux. I been waiting years for this moment."

Thibodeaux don't look too concerned, "Meh, Hebert you think this fishing is illegal?"

"You darn right it's illegal."

Thibodeaux scratches his chin and makes his thinking face, "Well what happened if I saw you fishing like this?"

"Well, Thibodeaux, you ain't seen me fishing like this cause I ain't never fish like this."

"Well, Hebert, just supposin I did see you fish like this?"

"Well, Thibodeaux, just supposin, I guess I couldn't turn you in or you'd turn me in."

Thibodeaux he takes a big old drink of that beer, lights another stick of dynamite and tosses it in Hebert's lap, "Hebert, you gonna talk all day or you gonna fish?"

[MaxPC]

My wife went to a Memorial Day sale today and did her Christmas shopping. I am still scratching my head on that one.

[Robert]

[Robert]

A little edgy but I quite enjoyed it.

[Robert]

One of the few.

[Robert]

I am sorry, but this is so true.