I think it is funny

[temporal1]

Well rural California hates their government and wanted to secede a few years ago. There’s one extra.

Texas, Oregon, Illinois are contenders. Washngton might be on the verge of something.

[JimFoxvog]

Wife: what a shame that we don’t already have three territories just waiting for statehood…

DC, PR, and ???

[Soloist]

Wife: what a shame that we don’t already have three territories just waiting for statehood…

DC, PR, and ???

PR, Guam, American Samoa.

[Robert]

BC, Alberta, and Saskatuan Sasquatuan Saskatchewan.

[ohio jones]

Saskatuan Sasquatuan Saskatchewan.

Sasquatchewan. Adding it would be a big feat.

[JohnL]

Having a dog named Shark at the beach was a mistake.

[barnhart]

BC, Alberta, and Saskatuan Sasquatuan Saskatchewan.

Two Texas cowboys were tired of the heat in late August. One said "I'm going somewhere cold" and the other agreed. They walked into a nearby travel agency and said "Two flights to somewhere where it's not hot and don't tell me where."

Later that day they were sitting at a strange bar and one said "I'm gonna ask somebody where we are." So he walked over to a stranger an asked. The man said "Saskatoon Saskatchewan". He walked back and he friend said "Well, where are we?"

"I don't know, he don't speak English."

[JohnL]

[JohnL]

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll buy a boat he can’t afford.

[temporal1]

2021:

This must be my superpower too.

amusing I often get stuck with the slow lines too. I refuse to use self checkout as much as possible.

That's kind of ironic coming from a guy named Soloist.

2026: happily, my local grocer has relented, keeping a RL cashier or 2 available - well used, too!
similar at my Seattle area grocer. RL cashier until 8 or 9pm. popular! customers like their cashiers.