I think it is funny

[Robert]

[mike]

[ohio jones]

The Bee is known for dry humor, but this one seems even dryer than usual for some reason.

[Robert]

[Robert]

[Robert]

[Robert]

This would be me.

[Grace]

One day a 9 year old boy and his 4 year old brother went into the supermarket and went straight to the Tampon isle. The 9 year old picked up a packet and then proceeded to go through the checkout. The man at the counter said to the boy, "These must be for your mom?"

"No," said the boy.

"Then your sister," said the man?

"No," said the boy.

"Then who are they for," asked the man?

"My brother," said the nine-year-old.

"What does your brother need them for," asked the totally confused man?

"Well on TV," said the boy, "they say if you wear these then you can ride a bike and swim.... my brother can't do any of that!"

[Grace]

Students were told to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack, a slow learner, raised his hand to participate during the challenge of making a sentence with the words "Defeat," "Defense," "Deduct," and "Detail."

Jack stood thinking for a while, all eyes focused on him while his classmates awaited his reply. Smiling, he then proudly shouted out, "De-feet of de-duck went over de-fence before de-tail."

[Robert]