This is me most days. Where did my life fly off to?
I think it is funny
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
I’m guilty of “punctuation laziness” too.
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
17:28 Would be a good idea to me.
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Free Will Baptist <-> Anabaptist
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
Re: I think it is funny
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Re: I think it is funny
Wife: reminds me of a time when I was sore and grabbed the thing of Aspercreme in the dark. I realized afterwards that it was actually diaper rash cream.
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the roof of my car. Now everyone waves to me.
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Free Will Baptist <-> Anabaptist
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
Re: I think it is funny
Makes senses to me.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
My comb is toothless as well.
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Free Will Baptist <-> Anabaptist
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
It’s so hot my steering wheel branded me with a Chevy logo.
It’s so hot I opened my front door and the heat slapped me like I owed it money.
It's so hot the cows quit mooing and started praying.
It's so hot I saw a possum wearing a cooling rag on its neck.
It’s so hot I opened my front door and the heat slapped me like I owed it money.
It's so hot the cows quit mooing and started praying.
It's so hot I saw a possum wearing a cooling rag on its neck.
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Free Will Baptist <-> Anabaptist
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
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JohnL
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Re: I think it is funny
It’s Friday.
I’m alive.
I have bacon and pork belly.
My smoker has a full hopper.
I am blessed.
I’m alive.
I have bacon and pork belly.
My smoker has a full hopper.
I am blessed.
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Free Will Baptist <-> Anabaptist
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz