I think it is funny

[Robert]

[MaxPC]

I tried that one on my wife last year. She engaged her side eye expression and put the pie in the refrigerator …
On the back shelf behind jars …
Where I could not get to it without making noise. It is her personal, canny alarm system.

[Robert]

[Robert]

[Robert]

For Josh

[Grace]

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1 ... mp4?tag=14

[Robert]

[MaxPC]

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just cannot part with it.

(I still own mine.)

[gcdonner]

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just cannot part with it.

(I still own mine.)

You do know that God only made so many perfect heads,
the rest he covered with hair.

[MaxPC]

Most bald people still own a comb.
They just cannot part with it.

(I still own mine.)

You do know that God only made so many perfect heads,
the rest he covered with hair.

It seems my lack of hair is virtue then.
Though I still have my comb: I cannot part with it.