I don't think it is funny to joke about killing people.Robert wrote:
I think it is funny
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ken_sylvania
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I think I am funnier than I really am.
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Not funny. More ridiculous.
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Sudsy
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A survey, compiled the most common answers, as to the meaning of a given medical terminology, when they were asked.
First the Medical Term then the Redneck Definition
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to the cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section -A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of pay for working nights, normally more money than days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumour - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Had to be at least one of these that made you chuckle.
First the Medical Term then the Redneck Definition
Artery - The study of paintings
Bacteria - Back door to the cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section -A neighbourhood in Rome
Cat scan - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
Dilate - To live long
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer
Nitrates - Rates of pay for working nights, normally more money than days
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Tablet - A small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumour - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Had to be at least one of these that made you chuckle.
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temporal1
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“What happens when a teen is left to do the window display:” 
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i finally found one that’s funny
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i finally found one that’s funny
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Fun in Texas. Yes, they are rattle snakes.
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Joy
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I was just reading a missionary biography last night. The family spent some time at a home for missionaries (near here). The directors once allowed the boys to camp out at a nearby pond, and the guys watched a water moccasin swim across the pond every day. The next week was for girls, and some MK girls from Africa caught, cooked, and ate the snake.MaxPC wrote:Taste like chicken?
You go, girls!
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temporal1
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not just rattlesnakes, big, fat ones.Robert wrote:[img]http://dataus.net/ss/02-03-39.png[/ig]
Fun in Texas. Yes, they are rattle snakes.
what have they been eating?!
do you have king snakes there? .. for rattlesnake control?
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