I think it is funny

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gcdonner

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silentreader wrote:
gcdonner wrote:
Sudsy wrote:Q: What do you call a camel without a hump?

A: Humphrey
Hmmph, I thought they were kangaroos!
That's a pretty big leap of logic!
It's all in the face, but leaping is one of the benefits of being a kangaroo, not?
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JimFoxvog

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silentreader wrote:
gcdonner wrote:A Mennonite walks into a bar...
:shock: I don't think that's funny.
Jesus was a friend of tax collectors and sinners, rumored to be a drunkard and a glutton. I think it is funny that some Mennonites think their reputation should be so much more holy sounding.
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A kangaroo walks into a bar, puts down $20, and orders a beer. The bartender figures that a kangaroo probably doesn’t really understand money, so he gives the kangaroo the beer but only a dollar in change. He casually observes: “We don’t get too many kangaroos in here.” The kangaroo replies: “With these prices, no wonder.”
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gcdonner

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MaxPC wrote:A kangaroo walks into a bar, puts down $20, and orders a beer. The bartender figures that a kangaroo probably doesn’t really understand money, so he gives the kangaroo the beer but only a dollar in change. He casually observes: “We don’t get too many kangaroos in here.” The kangaroo replies: “With these prices, no wonder.”
The kangaroo was probably really a camel who had lost his humps, or lumps, which happens when you drink too much tea...
But then that is a horse of a different color with such a long face.
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silentreader

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JimFoxvog wrote:
silentreader wrote:
gcdonner wrote:A Mennonite walks into a bar...
:shock: I don't think that's funny.
Jesus was a friend of tax collectors and sinners, rumored to be a drunkard and a glutton. I think it is funny that some Mennonites think their reputation should be so much more holy sounding.
I don't recall that we read of Him walking into a bar? It's not funny what we use to justify our preferences.
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gcdonner

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silentreader wrote:
JimFoxvog wrote:
silentreader wrote:
:shock: I don't think that's funny.
Jesus was a friend of tax collectors and sinners, rumored to be a drunkard and a glutton. I think it is funny that some Mennonites think their reputation should be so much more holy sounding.
I don't recall that we read of Him walking into a bar? It's not funny what we use to justify our preferences.
No we don't, but we do read of Him turning water to wine, and eating and drinking with sinners, right? I am not justifying going into bars other than for evangelism. I personally don't drink, though it may not be a sin for some, it would be for me with my personal history and alcohol.
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silentreader

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gcdonner wrote:
silentreader wrote:
JimFoxvog wrote: Jesus was a friend of tax collectors and sinners, rumored to be a drunkard and a glutton. I think it is funny that some Mennonites think their reputation should be so much more holy sounding.
I don't recall that we read of Him walking into a bar? It's not funny what we use to justify our preferences.
No we don't, but we do read of Him turning water to wine, and eating and drinking with sinners, right? I am not justifying going into bars other than for evangelism. I personally don't drink, though it may not be a sin for some, it would be for me with my personal history and alcohol.
Probably likewise.
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And this is the Millennial vote. Maybe one day they will actually learn to educate themselves with the facts instead of the hype.

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Robert wrote:And this is the Millennial vote. Maybe one day they will actually learn to educate themselves with the facts instead of the hype.

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The surveyor used the same leading language as journalists and the students took it at face value. Sad how they no longer use critical thinking skills and aren't even aware that the SOTUS hasn't happened yet. I'm grateful to place my trust in God.
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