Why did Robert delete the poll data? (conspiracy theory).

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Why did Robert kill all of the MennoNet polls?

To cover up the participation of Ted Cruz's father in the Kennedy assassination.
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To hide the existence of subterranean lizard people who secretly run the world.
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To camouflage the location of a Nazi base on Antarctica where they stored all of their UFOs.
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To bury Stanley Krubick's faked footage of the moon landing.
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To pacify the bigfoot in the Pacific Northwest.
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To conceal the recording that reveals when played backward that Paul McCartney is dead.
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To keep quiet about the UFO that crashed in Roswell, NM in 1947.
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To disguise the chemical contrails from airplanes.
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To suppress Barack Obama's long-form birth certificate.
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To mask that birds aren't real but surveillance drones from the US government.
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RZehr wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 6:54 pm Those are a subspecies called Averagefoot, aka Foot. Their tracks are about 12 inches long.
We can joke all we want but there are people that passionately believe in Sasquatch. There's even clubs and publications.
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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 7:21 am there are people that passionately believe in Sasquatch
And there are those who passionately want to believe in Sasquatch. :wave:
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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 7:21 am
RZehr wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 6:54 pm Those are a subspecies called Averagefoot, aka Foot. Their tracks are about 12 inches long.
We can joke all we want but there are people that passionately believe in Sasquatch. There's even clubs and publications.
Oh yes. That’s why we should make more jokes.
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Szdfan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:41 am
Oh yes. That’s why we should make more jokes.
Self-ordained "ghost hunters" are another special breed.
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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:43 am
Szdfan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:41 am
Oh yes. That’s why we should make more jokes.
Self-ordained "ghost hunters" are another special breed.
I once visited the International UFO Museum and Research Center in Roswell, NM. It was…interesting.
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Szdfan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:53 am
steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:43 am
Szdfan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:41 am
Oh yes. That’s why we should make more jokes.
Self-ordained "ghost hunters" are another special breed.
I once visited the International UFO Museum and Research Center in Roswell, NM. It was…interesting.
Now that would be interesting!
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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 10:34 am
Szdfan wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:53 am
steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:43 am

Self-ordained "ghost hunters" are another special breed.
I once visited the International UFO Museum and Research Center in Roswell, NM. It was…interesting.
Now that would be interesting!
It was very sincere in the belief that UFOs exist and have visited earth.
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Is there a museum for subterranean lizard people?
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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 12:39 pm Is there a museum for subterranean lizard people?
Salt Cathedral in Colombia.

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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Fri Jan 28, 2022 12:39 pm Is there a museum for subterranean lizard people?
The Wieliczka Salt Mine museum in Poland would be a cool place for subterranean dwellers to hang out. I've been there and there are some subterranean folks down there, looked more like rock sculptures than lizards, though.

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