Light hearted marriage advice
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JohnL
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Light hearted marriage advice
Guys-this is not a good idea for expressing your love.
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Free Will Baptist <-> Anabaptist
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
Re: Light hearted marriage advice
And you know this how?
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Anything seems possible if you don't know what you are talking about. fb meme
You're entitled to your opinion, but I'm also entitled to ignore that nonsense. another fb meme
You're entitled to your opinion, but I'm also entitled to ignore that nonsense. another fb meme
Re: Light hearted marriage advice
Whenever my father would go to the doctor, he would always come home with the same restrictions.
"I can't get me hands wet." His excuse for not doing the dishes.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Re: Light hearted marriage advice
Since my back is slowly improving, but I can not do much, I went to the video game exchange and found a new space game. One you slowly build up your spaceship and gather resources from alien planets. First time I played, I learn some aliens will just wipe you out quickly. I started a new game and was doing quite well after several hours play. I noticed a pile of dishes in the sink. I jumped into a new star system, but knew it would just sit and wait for me, so I got up and got all the dishes in the dishwasher so my wife doesn't have to do them. Hurts her back to lean over, or something like that. After about 20 minutes I returned to find out I was completely wiped out and have to start all over.
Wife was happy and I lost my ability to explore the universe. Kind of the story of my past 46 years. Must be why the aliens have not killed me yet.
Wife was happy and I lost my ability to explore the universe. Kind of the story of my past 46 years. Must be why the aliens have not killed me yet.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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JohnL
- Posts: 2616
- Joined: Tue Oct 29, 2024 1:40 pm
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Re: Light hearted marriage advice
Let's just say that without naming an individual I have a friend who thinks stuff like this is funny for his wife. It isn't.
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Free Will Baptist <-> Anabaptist
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
Re: Light hearted marriage advice
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i’m perfectly comfortable with an older, wiser, more docile Trump.
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz
”Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.” Robert Martz