Caffeinated Cocaine Sharks

[JohnL]

I wasn’t interested in going to the Bahamas anyway but mighta coulda been persuaded if I was invited and paid for by someone else. Now it’s a hard No. Yikes. It looks to be that the Bahamas are trying to out-compete Florida in the crazy wildlife category.
I smell a new disaster movie - Bahama Cocaine Sharks vs Florida Ginormous Pythons & MegaGators. It’s the new King Kong vs Godzilla only with a Shark-Week twist.
I can see it now. A sharknado picks up a bunch of caffeinated cocaine sharks and drops them in the Everglades in a battle for survival. It will probably have The Rock Dwayne Johnson, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger in starring roles.

Researchers Discover ‘Cocaine Sharks’ in the Bahamas
Step aside, cocaine bears, and make way for the cocaine sharks — creatures emerging in the Bahamas due to partygoers discarding drugs, including painkillers and caffeine, into the ocean. Sharks in the Bahamas are consuming substances including caffeine, painkillers, and even cocaine, according to a new study by marine scientists who say it could potentially impact the animals’ health and behavior.