You've been kidnapped!

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You've been kidnapped!

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Had this saved for a bit. Borrowed from one of our dear forum members. Keep it light.

(ETA: I will allow for some political humor, but keep it under control. Remember that Robert has the ban hammer on his desk :o )
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Me first.

Cats are the best house pet in the whole history of forever ever.

Scrapple should be illegal. Heart attack waiting to happen.

And we need Obama back in office. Greatest US president ever!

The railroad is an outdated infrastructure.
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Here's my try

I'm going to work on my bucket list this year- want to go zip lining, bungie jumping and take a parachute jump.
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I'd post with a picture of the American flag in the background and talk about my dear pet dog.
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A serious series of punless posts.
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Orange Jello with shredded carrots is my favorite food.
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Gotta say none of these would make me think you were kidnapped. They would just make me think you need a shrink
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Have ever lost papa’s icecream? Have a virtual epic battle? ever eaten noodles krakow in dipping Nacho abanero preso pear even dreamed?

Well this is what word salad looks like. A bunch of nonsensical gibberish. Tune in next week to hear about medical repair to attach fingers. Hint you don’t use milk.

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It seems like we’re always talking about this sort of thing on Menno. I think it’s happened at least twice in the last few years
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Trump won, climate change is a hoax, and vaccines killed more people than COVID did.

Or for something more obscure and regional: Go Ducks!
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Cats are the worst pets that existed.

Scrapple is the best food that existed and I can assure you that it doesn't clog the arteries.

I hate staying at home and want to travel to Alaska.

Biden is a strong leader, best president, has the best cognitive skills ever, isn't corrupt, and never stumbles and falls.
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