Like when he gets to the part about anyone who objecting to the marriage?Bootstrap wrote: I'm trying to imagine you preaching at a funeral now ... or a wedding.
I could see this also working when asking who gives the bride and "What token of love do you have to share?"
Maybe just start a whole new tradition to auction off some things at the wedding to help raise some funds for the new couple.
Instead of throwing the bouquet, auction it off!!
This is starting to go the way of strawman jokes for me. I better stop!