Strawman Humor

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barnhart wrote: Wed Jul 27, 2022 10:15 pm Not Chicago's, infamous Haymarket Square?
I only know London's. :lol: London's Haymarket is the premiere theatre district.

Did the Strawman go to Chaffey or Wheaton College?
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What did the strawman say on thanksgiving?

"I'm stuffed."
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What does the Strawman call his girlfriend?

"Hay, Macarena."
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Why was the strawman in the hospital?

Someone beat the stuffings out of him.
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The only reference I ever known to be associated with a strawman was the illegal purchase of a firearm.

(But hay, some of these are still funny 8-) )
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What is the strawman's favorite meal?

Haystacks.

(This may be a regional name for the meal we have eaten many times.)
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Why didn't the strawman finish his supper?

He was stuffed.
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Why did the Strawman go on a dangerous mission? --> He drew the short straw.

When Strawman decided to go into acting, what stage name did he choose? --> Christian Bale.
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Strawman's brother, Robert Stack, starred in the stage production of the "Wizard of Oz": he was the Scarecrow.

Acting seems to run in the family. Strawman's relative, Wil Wheaton has been in tv series and movies.

Another family member went into professional baseball: Myles Straw.

Guess what their favorite dessert is? Strawberry pie.
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Why did the strawmwn go to the doctor?

He had a hay-fever.
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