Yes. It has finally happened. Another three years of my life will be consumed.
What was the strawman's favorite Beatles song?
Hay Jude.
Strawman Humor
Strawman Humor
1 x
Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Re: Strawman Humor
What is the strawman's favorite Caribbean tea?
Haytea
Haytea
1 x
Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Re: Strawman Humor
What is a strawman's favorite punch?
A haymaker.
A haymaker.
1 x
Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Re: Strawman Humor
Why is a strawman lonely?
He is just a hayter of others.
He is just a hayter of others.
1 x
Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Re: Strawman Humor
How does a strawman greet his brother?
Hay Man!
Hay Man!
1 x
Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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ohio jones
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Re: Strawman Humor
How did Elijah the Strawman make his living?
From the profits of bale.
From the profits of bale.
4 x
I grew up around Indiana, You grew up around Galilee; And if I ever really do grow up, I wanna grow up to be just like You -- Rich Mullins
I am a Christian and my name is Pilgram; I'm on a journey, but I'm not alone -- NewSong, slightly edited
I am a Christian and my name is Pilgram; I'm on a journey, but I'm not alone -- NewSong, slightly edited
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Falco Underhill
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Re: Strawman Humor
A straw man, a red herring, and a Mennonite walk into a bar.
But this joke isn't about that.
But this joke isn't about that.
4 x
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MaxPC
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Re: Strawman Humor
Where does the Strawman go to see the theatre?
London's Haymarket.
London's Haymarket.
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Max (Plain Catholic)
Mt 24:35
Proverbs 18:2 A fool does not delight in understanding but only in revealing his own mind.
1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is folly with God
Mt 24:35
Proverbs 18:2 A fool does not delight in understanding but only in revealing his own mind.
1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is folly with God