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Here's the description of the video:
How to Dehydrate Water and Can it Safely
Published on Mar 31, 2017 Danny shows how to dehydrate water and can it safely. It will last for at least 25 years depending on the life of the lid. He tells how to dehydrate, how to can and vaccum seal and then how to rehydrate the dehydrated water. He tells the uses for it after rehydration. Danny even drinks the rehydrated water so you know it is safe. April Fool's *****
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From The Daily Wire:
HILARIOUS:
Leftists Fall For Mock Petition Blasting Israel For Not Letting Palestinians Fish In The DEAD SEA

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BY: ELLIOTT HAMILTON APRIL 3, 2017
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On March 29, a guy named Ian Brown in the United Kingdom started a Change.org petition titled,
"Stop Israeli apartheid against Dead Sea fishermen - make Israel give them a fair deal."

The petition says the following:
Since Israel took control of the West Bank in 1967:

It has not issued a single fishing permit to Palestinian fishermen for fishing in the Dead Sea.

Irrigation projects have reduced the supply of fresh water entering the Dead Sea.

It has allowed millions of Zionist tourists to bathe in the Dead Sea and to remove minerals from it, whilst not a single fish has been legally caught by local fishermen.

Due to salinification, experts estimate that in 20 years' time there will be NO fish left in the Dead Sea. We need to act NOW.


The Tories have made precisely no statement about this issue since being elected in 2010.
They clearly do not care about Palestinian fishermen.

This petition will be sent to Jeremy Corbyn, leader of Her Majesty's Opposition: as a self-described friend of Hamas and Hezbollah, we hope he can be relied upon to lead the fight against this Zionist aggression.

This petition, of course, is a gag.
The Dead Sea, which is situated between Israel, the disputed territories of Judea and Samaria, and Jordan, gets its name because its salt content is so high that it cannot sustain life.

The petition also makes fun of Jeremy Corbyn, the leftist Leader of the Opposition in the United Kingdom's parliament who referred to the genocidal terrorist groups Hamas and Hezbollah as "friends" of his cause.

In short, the petition was intended to mock how anti-Israel zealots will find any excuse to blame Israel (read as the Jews) for the Palestinian leadership's failure to create a peaceful solution between Israelis and Palestinian-Arabs.

However, many leftists took the bait and started slamming Israel and the "Zionists" for their supposed oppression of Palestinian-Arab fisherman from granting access to the Dead Sea.
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for jeremy :)
Study: Optimal Time To Prepare Sermon Is 11:00 Saturday Night
http://babylonbee.com/news/study-optima ... day-night/

and, in Supreme Court news: :-|
Supreme Court OK's Death Penalty for Commenting on Articles without Reading Them ..
http://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-cour ... t-reading/
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temporal1 wrote:Study: Optimal Time To Prepare Sermon Is 11:00 Saturday Night
http://babylonbee.com/news/study-optima ... day-night/
It even has a chart, so Bootstrap will be happy.

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I would go with regular.

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Robert wrote:I would go with regular.

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Grass fed lemonade?!?!?!
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silentreader wrote:
Robert wrote:I would go with regular.

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Grass fed lemonade?!?!?!
:rofl: :laugh
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silentreader wrote: Grass fed lemonade?!?!?!
Buyer beware. Just because they say it, it doesn't make it so. :lol:

"New and Improved" often means the label was updated, not the product.
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