When gas prices go up, and you can't do anything about it, one thing we can do is laugh at good jokes.
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Gas Price Humor
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The old woodcutter spoke again. “It is impossible to talk with you. You always draw conclusions. Life is so vast, yet you judge all of life with one page or one word. You see only a fragment. Unless you know the whole story, how can you judge?"
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The old woodcutter spoke again. “It is impossible to talk with you. You always draw conclusions. Life is so vast, yet you judge all of life with one page or one word. You see only a fragment. Unless you know the whole story, how can you judge?"
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I feel left out. I don't have facebook access and I can't afford to drive to anyone's house who does.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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The old woodcutter spoke again. “It is impossible to talk with you. You always draw conclusions. Life is so vast, yet you judge all of life with one page or one word. You see only a fragment. Unless you know the whole story, how can you judge?"
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Asked the car salesman what the trade in value was on my car. First question; "Is the gas tank full or empty?"
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The CDC has now changed the mask mandate. They no longer recommend wearing masks over your nose and mouth, but to move them upward covering your eyes, while pumping gas. They are attempting to prevent an epidemic of stress related heart attacks.
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Came across this today and remembered that there was a gas price thread here. I guess we don't have it so bad
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Actually this is a gas price humor thread. Though there does seem to be something funny going on in the Indian Ocean.
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It seems to be referring to Norwegian Antarctic gasoline prices - which I suspect are rather high, but I don’t have a clear idea of what Antarctic salaries are.ohio jones wrote: ↑Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:05 pmActually this is a gas price humor thread. Though there does seem to be something funny going on in the Indian Ocean.
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