Why did Robert delete the poll data? (conspiracy theory).

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Why did Robert kill all of the MennoNet polls?

To cover up the participation of Ted Cruz's father in the Kennedy assassination.
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To hide the existence of subterranean lizard people who secretly run the world.
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To camouflage the location of a Nazi base on Antarctica where they stored all of their UFOs.
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To bury Stanley Krubick's faked footage of the moon landing.
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To pacify the bigfoot in the Pacific Northwest.
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To conceal the recording that reveals when played backward that Paul McCartney is dead.
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To keep quiet about the UFO that crashed in Roswell, NM in 1947.
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To disguise the chemical contrails from airplanes.
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To suppress Barack Obama's long-form birth certificate.
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To mask that birds aren't real but surveillance drones from the US government.
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Why did Robert delete the poll data? (conspiracy theory).

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On Tuesday, the faithful citizens of MennoNet experienced a day that will live in infamy when Robert deleted all the poll data. There is obviously a conspiracy going on here, but which conspiracy theory did Robert support by deleting all the poll data?

* The correct answer is subterranean lizard people. The answer is always subterranean lizard people.
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I'm rolling with the lizard people. Sounds legit.
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This poll has been flagged as fake news and as such, is subject to censorship and/or deletion.

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For once I'm in the majority. It's the bird thing.
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The more I research the subject, the more the lizard thing just adds up ;)
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It's the birds. Several winters ago, I noticed there were fewer birds at our feeder. Now this year there are lots of them. THOSE EXTRA BIRDS HAD TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE! ! ! You can't tell me otherwise, I saw it with my own eyes.
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None of the poll offerings. It is because Robert is being controlled by Big Tomato. It's not subterranean lizard people. You got to go deeper than that obviously. Lizards and birds need plants. Subterranean lizard people are only tools of Big Tomato.
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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 12:27 pm The more I research the subject, the more the lizard thing just adds up ;)
Did you do your own research?
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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Wed Jan 26, 2022 12:27 pm The more I research the subject, the more the lizard thing just adds up ;)
Did you do your own math?
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This is another term for shapeshifting which people thought Obama was guilty of.

2 + 2 = 4. I even ran the figures through a real calculator 8-)
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