Pun-Meter

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A thread to keep count of puns that pop up into threads. I’m sure OJ will be the winner but there are a few other punsters hanging round who might give him a run for it.
On the topic of bundling:
ohio jones wrote:
Valerie wrote:there is no sex involved.
... riiiiight. :roll:

Not for every couple or on every date, of course, but as a blanket statement it's quite inaccurate.
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MaxPC wrote:A thread to keep count of puns that pop up into threads. I’m sure OJ will be the winner but there are a few other punsters hanging round who might give him a run for it.
ohio jones wrote:
Valerie wrote:there is no sex involved.
... riiiiight. :roll:

Not for every couple or on every date, of course, but as a blanket statement it's quite inaccurate.
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Cost of having a baby thread:
ohio jones wrote:Just over $8k, COD.
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Valerie wrote in context of VW Beetles:

"Thanks everyone for the input, I won't 'bug' you too much about this."
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silentreader wrote:
Robert wrote:
gcdonner wrote: You speak so loudly I can't ear what you are saying?
Would Mr. Potato head have two ear o tators?
You're beginning to ear-o-tate me.
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OR EAR-ELEPHANT.
:mrgreen:
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MaxPC wrote:Image

OR EAR-ELEPHANT.
:mrgreen:
tusk, tusk, that's a big one.
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silentreader wrote:
Robert wrote:
silentreader wrote:There's no doubt Robert is at the root of all this nonsense. You'd think maybe he could branch out into more serious stuff. I guess, as they say, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree. :roll:
Would you leaf me alone!
Sorry, I thought we had a budding relationship.
:laugh
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