He had not even started the "poke" thing.lesterb wrote:
I think it is funny
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Re: I think it is funny
One of my friends just posted on Facebook:
Are you a Christian or a disciple?
Somebody commented:
Do you know when I first saw this I thought it said dipsicle.
My reply:
If those were the two options, I would definitely choose Christian.
Are you a Christian or a disciple?
Somebody commented:
Do you know when I first saw this I thought it said dipsicle.
My reply:
If those were the two options, I would definitely choose Christian.
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Re: I think it is funny
JimFoxvog wrote:And this is why I'm for believer baptism:
It reminds me of an old nugget. During the altar call, a man came up to the preacher and asked to be baptized. So the preacher led the man over to the baptistry pool and they both stepped into the water.
The preacher leans the man back and completely dunks him, holding him under a few seconds and brings him back up sputtering and coughing.
Preacher: "Do you BELIEVE?" He dunks the man again and the man comes up spluttering again.
"Do you BELIEVE?" Down the man is dunked again and again comes up coughing and spluttering.
"Do you BELIEVE?"
The man says: "YES! I DO BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN ME!"
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Mt 24:35
Proverbs 18:2 A fool does not delight in understanding but only in revealing his own mind.
1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is folly with God
Mt 24:35
Proverbs 18:2 A fool does not delight in understanding but only in revealing his own mind.
1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is folly with God
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Re: I think it is funny
Why, because little kids have smart phones?JimFoxvog wrote:And this is why I'm for believer baptism:
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Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed
rightly dividing the word of truth.
rightly dividing the word of truth.
Re: I think it is funny
These executive orders are getting out of hand! I agree with him on this one though.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Re: I think it is funny
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
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Re: I think it is funny
The preacher was getting a little long winded and one of the parishioners got up and started down the isle to leave.
The preacher called out to him and asked, "Where are you going?" to which the fellow replied, "To get a haircut."
The preachers said, "You should have gotten one before you came to church."
The man replied, "I did!"
The preacher called out to him and asked, "Where are you going?" to which the fellow replied, "To get a haircut."
The preachers said, "You should have gotten one before you came to church."
The man replied, "I did!"
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rightly dividing the word of truth.
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Re: I think it is funny
A 1961 expression of cultural divisions:
"What do the Simple Folk Do?"
disclaimer: contains a bit of whistling and dancing.
"What do the Simple Folk Do?"
disclaimer: contains a bit of whistling and dancing.
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Most or all of this drama, humiliation, wasted taxpayer money could be spared -
with even modest attempt at presenting balanced facts from the start.
”We’re all just walking each other home.”
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with even modest attempt at presenting balanced facts from the start.
”We’re all just walking each other home.”
UNKNOWN