Robert wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 2:24 am
Bigfoot made me do it.
He can be a sneaky beggar.
shame on us.
at least all the former MD members should have guessed!
My biggest disappointment with not getting some land in the country in Texas is that I can't put a life size Bigfoot statue out and move it around to mess with those who drive by.
Yes, I was actually planning on doing it if we got the property right off a highway by the Trinity River.
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steve-in-kville wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 7:00 am
He can be a sneaky beggar.
shame on us.
at least all the former MD members should have guessed!
My biggest disappointment with not getting some land in the country in Texas is that I can't put a life size Bigfoot statue out and move it around to mess with those who drive by.
Yes, I was actually planning on doing it if we got the property right off a highway by the Trinity River.
I'm sorry that you haven't been able to get that done. I hope something works out.
My niece is a bigfoot enthusiast. We've thought about getting a costume and walking by one of her family's wildlife cameras some night.
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Szdfan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:37 am
My niece is a bigfoot enthusiast. We've thought about getting a costume and walking by one of her family's wildlife cameras some night.
I had a coworker who took the memory card out of his neighbor's deer camera and photoshopped bigfoot in the background. It was funny at first until the game spiraled out of control and he had to tell the neighbor it was fake.
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Szdfan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:37 am
I hope something works out.
Getting a house in town. Bigfoot will not be as funny there, so will have to figure out something else to annoy the neighbors. Oh, I got 2 teenage boys. That should do it.
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Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Szdfan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:37 am
I hope something works out.
Getting a house in town. Bigfoot will not be as funny there, so will have to figure out something else to annoy the neighbors. Oh, I got 2 teenage boys. That should do it.
Paint the house bright pink
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Szdfan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:37 am
I hope something works out.
Getting a house in town. Bigfoot will not be as funny there, so will have to figure out something else to annoy the neighbors. Oh, I got 2 teenage boys. That should do it.
Are they conservative mennonites? I may have some ideas....
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Szdfan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 1:26 pm
Paint the house bright pink
Nope. It is brick anyway, so no painting. Yes, I know you can paint brick but I ain't.
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Try hard not to offend. Try harder not to be offended.
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you.
I think I am funnier than I really am.
Szdfan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 27, 2022 10:37 am
I hope something works out.
Getting a house in town. Bigfoot will not be as funny there, so will have to figure out something else to annoy the neighbors. Oh, I got 2 teenage boys. That should do it.
Paint the house bright pink
The Hispanic church that took over the church building behind our house painted it pink. But I heard that it is illegal to have a pink building in the city; at any rate, it's white now.
My friend in Alaska has a Bigfoot statue beside her driveway, but you don't see it until you are well along the curving drive. So it has no annoyance value to neighbors, although I wouldn't put it past her to do something like that: she's a hoot. And as to whether the statue is life-size, I couldn't say--maybe for a clan of pygmy Bigfooters?
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