Menfolk: Your church's standards on facial hair?

[RZehr]

I keep my ear and nose hair neatly trimmed as befits a Christian appearance.

I keep them untrimmed to maintain my manly facial hair as a Christian appearance ought to look.

[ken_sylvania]

I keep my ear and nose hair neatly trimmed as befits a Christian appearance.

I keep them untrimmed to maintain my manly facial hair as a Christian appearance ought to look.

You have ear hairs on your face?

[Soloist]

You have ear hairs on your face?

Only when I wiggle them.

[RZehr]

I keep my ear and nose hair neatly trimmed as befits a Christian appearance.

I keep them untrimmed to maintain my manly facial hair as a Christian appearance ought to look.

You have ear hairs on your face?

So long that they look like sideburns and mustache when he ties them together under his nose.

[Soloist]

I will never forget the psych patient who requested a nose hair trimmer from the nurse.

[ken_sylvania]

I will never forget the psych patient who requested a nose hair trimmer from the nurse.

We wouldn't expect you to forget yourself, Soloist.

[Soloist]

I will never forget the psych patient who requested a nose hair trimmer from the nurse.

We wouldn't expect you to forget yourself, Soloist.

It’s convenient when you’re talking to yourself.