" ... approached bison too closely in Yellowstone National Park and was injured."
You cannot punt a bison.
Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
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Neto
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Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/240429.htm
" ... approached bison too closely in Yellowstone National Park and was injured."
You cannot punt a bison.
" ... approached bison too closely in Yellowstone National Park and was injured."
You cannot punt a bison.
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Re: Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
There are quite a variety of ways of making a name for yourself...
Who wants to go next?
Who wants to go next?
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Re: Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
I didn't even get to bed before I repented of laughing about this. (Time in the shower is often a time of reflection for me.)
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Re: Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
I'm sure his bishop will have rise for concern over the fact he was three sheets to the wind when he did this.
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Re: Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
Alcohol and large animals create interesting stories for the Darwin Awards. It seems the miscreant did not go fur before capture. I daresay he was too inebriated to hoof it quickly.
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Mt 24:35
Proverbs 18:2 A fool does not delight in understanding but only in revealing his own mind.
1 Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is folly with God
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Re: Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
He made The Dispatch this morning
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Re: Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
According to news reports, Mr. Yoder approached the bison too closely (within 25 yards) and kicked it in the leg.
Maybe he should have done the kicking from more than 25 yards away!
Maybe he should have done the kicking from more than 25 yards away!
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Re: Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
(AP) IN OTHER NEWS, YODER'S YOUNGER BROTHER, JEREMY, RAISES EYEBROWS BY POKING THE DINOSAURS ON A POPULAR MENNONITE WEB FORUM.
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Re: Clarence Yoder, the Buffalo Challenger...
You have to know one of our members' real name in order for this to be funny... even then it's kinda lame
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